Clown School

Look who finally decided To show up, to grow up and get over it You made it past every level of security The sharpshooters and Dobermans I never thought I'd live to see the day Saw the light and you realized it wasn't worth dying for The pile you were on wasn't high enough You still recognized the lowlifes and eyesores Everybody's crying and dying from laughter They're rolling on the floor You got jokes for days like it's the first of the month And you're everybody's landlord Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Piss myself from laughing at the jokes you're cracking Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Push it to the limit Got the gang in stitches Life's a joke and death's the punchline Gotta laugh at it sometimes (Ha-ha, ha-ha) I'm so happy, and I'm so proud of you for graduating clown school I wish that I'd get back all the years that I wasted The brain cells that were suffocated Aired out the carbon monoxide for laughing gas And all the neighbors hate it but I don't care I can't stop laughing The dogs are running wild The watch towers are collapsing The lowlifes and eyesores Smile like they've never before They're so happy Nice of you to join us Make yourself at home We'll show you all our inside jokes The new kid on the block coming down from the clouds and the tightrope Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Piss myself from laughing at the jokes you're cracking Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Push it to the limit Got the gang in stitches Life's a joke and death's the punchline Gotta laugh at it sometimes (Ha-ha, ha-ha) I'm so happy, and I'm so proud of you for graduating clown school