Welcome to the Doghouse

Feast your heavy lidded eyes On this buffét of pecks and thighs, Oiled buns and powdered whigs So hot, they'll melt any golden crucifix Erect and firm Ready and willing They stand alert, well-versed in wallowing in dirt And they will fill All that needs filling Ladies, we welcome you to dine at The Doghouse Anything that you desire Plunge headfirst into this Godless mire Cast all decency away And join in this salacious cabaret Erect and firm Ready and willing They stand alert, well-versed in wallowing in dirt And they will fill All that needs filling Ladies, we welcome you to dine at The Doghouse Oh, fork over the fee For carnal love and lubricity You'll never want to leave Though you may just want to heave You've never been satisfied like this