I'm not one for domesticity
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I don't wanna get married
But if you told me you did (but if you told me you did)
You wanted a life with a wife and a kid
I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help
And that's exactly why
You'll make the perfect husband
And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government
You know that if you asked
I'd take out my lip ring
Yeah, I'd remove my tats
Be your American dream
And I'd make you a dad
Not right now, but someday
And when we have that brat, I'll be the head of their PTA
I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help
And that's exactly why
You'll make the perfect husband
And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government
I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband for tax purposes
And or true love, 'til death does us part or we break up, amen!
Happy wife, happy life, I could be happy with you
So if you're thinkin' marriage might be something you wanna do
Let's go, right now
I'll meet you at the court house
And if you're hearin' this
Then, here's my house
I'll paint the picket fence
I'll paint the picket fen-
I'll paint the picket fence
I'll paint the picket fence
I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know, but you'll still help
And that's exactly why
You'll make the perfect husband
And I'll say I love you
And I'll say that I do
I'll say love you in front of God
And the government
