Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem

Long ago, in times of war Men spoke of an artifact Built by gods from worlds unknown And wielded by kings With the blaster in my hands Lord Zargothrax would surely yield Goblin armies run away in fear (We must find it here) For the kingdom of Space Dundee For the powerful weapon that I seek In the ashes of nuclear war Remember the things we are fighting for For the land where the dragon flies Far across the enchanted sapphire sky I've seen it inside of my dreams The vorpal laserblaster of Pittenweem Weapon borne of mystic times A fragment of destiny Charged with light from an ancient star And forged from pure steel He who wields dark matter cannon Becomes one with the power I must quest far and wide until it is mine I'll quest for all time For the kingdom of Space Dundee For the powerful weapon that I seek In the ashes of nuclear war Remember the things we are fighting for For the land where the dragon flies Far across the enchanted sapphire sky I've seen it inside of my dreams The vorpal laserblaster of Pittenweem Ride, mighty warriors Across the plains of East Kilbride Pass the icy chasms To the mountains of Strathclyde There, inside a citadel Where a robot guards the way You will find the blaster To smite your foes this day For the kingdom of Space Dundee For the powerful weapon that I seek In the ashes of nuclear war The tales of our glory will live evermore Now the chest is before my eyes But inside there is emptiness and lies By the wizard I've been deceived The vorpal laserblaster of Pittenweem Pathetic mortal scum Your quest was in vain, and your realm is doomed For the vorpal laserblaster of Pittenweem Is now in the hands of the immortal Zargothrax