It's a Sign! (feat. Mae Whitman, Sophia Hammons, John Hodgman & Katie Finneran)

When you're wondering how something's gonna go Something there's no way for you to know Just go and ask the universe to show A spark of the divine! I know! I say: "Hello! It's me!" And Will always send a sign Like right now The sun is shinin', the sky is blue You'd only know from your roommate's view And the kitchen's clean But the bathroom's not She used your nair and left the hair And it smells like poop and pot But they lowered rent for the entire A and B line! It's a sign! It's a sign! It's a sign! It's a sign! That's a sign alright In black and white! Note the broken mirror And the haunted doll But encouraging graffiti on the lovely wall Look! A big black cat! I just won't go that way Hot damn! It looks like bam is doing the Scottish play But someone dropped their subway token and now it's mine! It's a sign! It's a sign! It's a sign! It's a sign! Is this glue or gum? No, that is... cum Dehydrated ejaculate Today I really need things to go right 'Cause then I'll feel that my future is bright And I'll know writing is right and I can write My ticket out of hell Oh, hell-o! Mind if I squeeze in? Look I just got a seat! This baby's sucking at New York's teat Sweet Or it's a sign you'll end up like this fine man Drinking wine and slurping tuna right out of a can Whoo! Right on time, with seconds to spare Note the splatter of blood at the base of the stair There's seven writers In room 13 I got a hunch, I wowed the bunch 'Cause your work is obscene And hey, they chose to start with me It's my turn to shine! Check and mate! Resign 'Cause that's a sign