Option three
And of course, here it is
The ever popular choice
To be a martyr for a cause
You'll be surprised to learn
How many applicants turn up
To seek their true vocation
In the spread of devastation
Fear and dread to their opposition
Any group, gang, gathering or
Party, congregation, faction
Clique, circle or cabal
Union or club
Minority, majority, coterie or
Assembly, even single
Private citizens are in
Constant demand of
Operators, willing to
Perform insidious or
Flambuoyantly horrendous
Acts to their actual or
Imaginary opponents
Nevertheless, it is still
A seller's market and
For the moment there are
No available positions to pitch in
Feel free to apply to
Our martyr waiting list
And we will promptly
Inform you when your
Turn comes to enlist
For the upcoming action
Option four
If you have an artistic inclination
Then let us create a beautiful and
Beyond your imagination
Bewitching set of decoration
Let us arrange it for your
Optimal accommodation
And to design the perfect space
Mood, atmosphere and context
To be worthy of your final days
But beware of rookie mistakes!
Never forget the story
That might be a urban legend
But nevertheless is a valuable lesson
About the actress that wanted
To be found in all her glory
On her bed, in her Sunday dress
Makeup and all, pillows arranged
Having a handful of sleeping pills
But... the irony
Nothing happened
Starting to feel sick
She stumbled to the lavatory
To finally have the medicine kick in
Loosing it on the toilet sink
Regrettably
She was found by her maid
On the next day
Face down, in the toilet bowl
