John Pork is Calling ...

Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about that deal I was plotting John Pork is a virtual influencer who you may have seen in memes on TikTok He is a man pig, I guess kind of like South Park's ManBearPig If you took the bear part out and replaced the urge to rampage with the urge to post selfies And I open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about the deal I was plotting Said he heard about the song I was dropping Said he heard about my- hold on, he's calling I'm stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about the deal I was plotting Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about my song that was dropping Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking Swear I blocked him, but he keeps on calling Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking Swear I block him, but he keeps on calling On March 21st, 2023, TikToker Rover Joe posted an edit of a John pork selfie Using a CapCut template to overlay an incoming call graphic and sound effect over the image The TikTok went viral and immediately inspired similar videos Creators on TikTok continue to participate in the trend, as well as create John Pork edits Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about the deal I was plotting Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about my song that was dropping Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking Swear I blocked him, but he keeps on calling Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking Swear I block him, but he keeps on calling Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about the deal I was plotting Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling Said he heard about my song that was dropping