When the lights come on, take the alley
There's no driving drunk in the valley
Sweetheart, no
I'll be back around in a few years
Try some other town, sink a few beers
Sweetheart, no
I'm the father of the year
Everything I've said has been bullshit
Went and settled down with some new kids
Sweetheart, no
Shrug it off and make sure your chin's up
On the street with dimes in your tin cup
Sweetheart, no
I'm the father of the year
