She had collagen puffin up her lips
I prefer them natural but she look good as shit
Said she's from Encino but she's working on the strip
Told me to come over
And she'll show me something thick, I'll admit that
I'm a dog
I'm a thot
I can't resist when it hits one o'clock
And the whiskey got me feeling like a champ
A little liquid courage and I'll show her I'm the man
That's the plan but...
I think I overdid it
Can't stop the room from spinning
One shot and I'm on the way
Two shots and I'm on my face
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Three shots and I'm at your door
Four shots and I'm on the floor
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Got to
Her house
Then hit
The couch
Face on the floor
Foot in my mouth
Ya I talk a big game but I can't back it up
I should be sucking on her neck like Dracula
Instead I'm heading on home, passing out all alone
And the driver keeps telling me to keep the window closed
Sir I think I'm gonna puke
Can we stop and get some food?
But then I get a text from an ex out the blue and...
I feel the tide is change
So I switch the destination
One shot and I'm on the way
Two shots and I'm on my face
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Three shots and I'm at your door
Four shots and I'm on the floor
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Just leave that girl alone
You're better off going home
Last call and the last to know
First there and the last to go
She's on your mind, I think it's time
One shot and I'm on the way
Two shots and I'm on my face
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Three shots and I'm at your door
Four shots and I'm on the floor
Cuz I'm
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
Falling, Faded, Washed up, Wasted
