PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork

PJ: I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot! Vincent: I know you are, babe. PJ: No, it's quite hot in here. Vincent: Are you stupid? It is the nature of a glass house. Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Bjork. Bjork: Hello. Matthew: Vincent, Polly - So good to see you. Bjork: I'm so excited! I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before. The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me... He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin... Vincent: Yea, Bjork, whatever. I just wanna know when you two go down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on? PJ: Vincent! How rude! Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and--and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel-- Bjork: Oh to throw up -- It means what? Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous? I want to know so many things. I've got a lot of money for designer clothes. I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garзons skirt all dirty and dusty... It don't matter. If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it. Matthew: I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic? I've got the basket in the bentley... We could play some touch football, what do you say? Vincent: Hey, yeah, Matthew, we're both hot former football players I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap-- like a twig--at the smallest tackle Let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing Polly? Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall!... and Bjork's recording it Bjork: The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly! Matthew: Isn't she a darling thing? Vincent: When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think-- Matthew: How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of! Vincent: Matthew, I didn't say Bjork. I'm just thinking of any ass. Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass. Like my ass is-- PJ: Vincent you are an ass! You are an ass! Matthew: What about my ass? It's hard from sports This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.