The Worst Brats in Town

Good day, miss, lookin' pretty Lookin' lonely, looks like you could use a child Or two, or three for a very modest fee If by chance you're searchin' for an urchin I gotcha merchandise right here But I'll be clear, tell you straight, they're not great And they don't appreciate They're possibly the worst brats in town And me, I'm just a woman with needs of me own Who'd like to do some misdeeds of me own With a certain someone But though I am a woman who's never enjoyed That thing what as a mother gets you employed Somehow I seem to have become one And I'm surrounded by these lambs Little tykes, girls with dolls Little boys with little balls How I love these darling tots, precious imps, take a glimpse Truth is I got lots and lots, oh sure, this one here may have some lice This one plays dice, this one eats mice Caught him twice, thrice Truth is they're not very nice, not at all worth the price So if you take my advice, you'll stay away from the worst brats in town