Serves You Right

Cry me a river Cry me a river Cry, cry, come on Unhappy birthday, Christmas all alone Lost hair and gained weight They repossessed your ride and denied your loan Turn on the radio, you hear that song again That's when my phone rings "I've missed you babe" Hello, old friend Your good times are no more Now you wanna "reminisce" Whaddya take me for Oh no - that's too bad Can't believe it - how about that Mr. Big Shot - crawling back You must be on that crack Broken-hearted - baby that's rough Sympathy - on your rotten luck Party over - fade to black So you've seen the light Serves you right Lost your dream job, that rash began to itch (boo oo oo hoo oo) The champagne money dried up, and Miss Perfect said "bye bye" Well, ain't that a shame Turn off the radio, the static's in your head (too bad for you) "Don't sweat the small stuff, angel — get over it" That's what you said Your life is a mess (so sorry to hear it) Well, I'll tell you a secret, babe The very last laugh is the very best Oh no - that's too bad Can't believe it - how about that Mr. Big Shot - crawling back You must be on that crack Broken-hearted - baby that's rough Sympathy - on your rotten luck Party over - fade to black So you can't sleep at night Serves you right Now wait a minute I could be a bigger person I could wish the best for you But you reveled in my misery and my tears And now you want sympathy from me, well honey Boo hoo hoo Sho 'nuff a shame about you I think you fell and bumped your head Oh no - that's too bad Can't believe it - how about that Mr. Big Shot - ah, here you come, crawling back now, yeah Broken-hearted - baby that's rough Sympathy - on your rotten luck Party over - fade to black And don't call back Serves you right Couldn't happen to a nicer guy