Good to be Cool

Why just sit when you can cut a rug? Why just sip when you can chug-a-lug? Why date dorks when there are Playboy bunnies? Why go broke when you can stack a lot of money? Hey ya little shit have ya heard the news? This just in baby... It's Good to be Cool Good to be Cool Why ya dressin' cringe and not coppin' hot threads? Why ya sleepin' stiff when there are water beds? Why ya goin' straight when ya oughta smoke grass? Why kick shit when you can kick a lot of kick ass? Hey ya little prick, they shoulda taught you in school Today's lesson is... It's Good to be Cool So sad the whole god damn world can't be cool Somewhere there's some kid who may never shoot pool I cry every night knowing there's some hot honey Who'll never ever land a fat ass 720 It's Good to be Cool (Yes it's good to, yes it's good to be) Good to be Cool (Yes it's good to, yes it's good to be) Good to be Cool (Yes it's good to, yes it's good to be) Be Cool ...That was cool