Mountain Town

There's a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers just went running by Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town! The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the 3 feet of snow I mean This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown All the happy people stop to say hello (Get outta my way!) Even though the temperature's low It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town! (Well, good morning, Stan!) (Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?) (A movie?) (Yeah, it's gonna be the best movie ever!) (It's a foreign film from Canada!) (Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!) (Thanks, mom!) Oh, what a picture perfect child Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild He'd wear a smile where he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure And a mind so open and pure Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town! (Dude! Dude wake up!) (Kenny come on!) (Coming!) (Kenny! The new Terrance and Philip movie is out, you wanna come?) (Yeah I wanna come! Let's go!) (Where do you think you're going?) (I'm going to see Terrance and Philip!) (You can't, you have to go to church!) (But mom, I wanna see this movie!) (Well, fine, go ahead and miss church) (And then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to Satan!) (Okay!) You can see your breath hanging in the air You see homeless people, but you just don't care It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown! Don't ya know it's like a perfect winter's day And that I'm very glad I can say (That's right!) It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little White-bred redneck mountain town! (Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!) (Don't kick the baby) (Kick the baby!) (Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!) (Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie) (Oh my god, dude!) (Kyle, where are you going?) (Uh, we're going ice skating!) (Well, take your little brother out with you) (Aw, ma, he's not even my real brother; he's adopted!) (Do as I say, Kyle!) (Okay, okay, I'm sorry) Look at those frail and fragile boys It really gets me down The world is such a rotten place And city life's a complete disgrace That's why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town! (Ike! Bad baby!) (Mom, somebody's at the door!) (Coming, hon!) (Ey, I can't see the TV!) (It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein) (Was killed by a pack of wild boars) (And the world is still glad to be rid of him) (Ooh, look Eric, It's your little friends!) (Cartman!) (What are you guys doing here?) (Oh, sweet dude! Yes, yes!) Off to the movies we shall go Where we learn everything that we know 'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say And this movie's gonna make our lives complete 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet (Super sweet!) Thank God we live in the quiet, little Redneck, podunk, white-trash (Kick-ass!) U.S.A! Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire, please? No!