Everybody Loves A Lie

My god you lucky lot You got me as your teacher for today So breathe it in, savour the moment Before the moment fades away Into a treasured memory So what are we looking at today? Advanced neurology? Perfect! I attended medical school at Harvard Graduated early top of my class And now I got so many doctorates They're coming out of my Ahem! Well suffice to say You're in safe hands with me I've often said that practising medicine is a lot like riding a bike Just keep on smiling They'll never know Everybody loves a lie Everybody loves a show I also ehhh passed the bar you know Now, I'm not saying that my journey To state attorney was a breeze But since way back I've had a knack For spouting complex legalese And now you have me as your guide Today we'll be focusing on misdirection, sleight of hand, and bamboozlement But first our confession, our profession is not favourably viewed But that's the nature of the job You either screw or you get screwed So you better strap in for the ride I've often said that winning a court case is a lot like riding a bike Just keep on smiling They'll never know Everybody loves a lie So go and give the folks a show So what we're gonna do Celine is We're gonna say that this troublemaker This trailblazer Annie Londonderry Broke into that office there where her bicycle is When you were in the john And Celine in a blaze of glory comes out of the toilet And you see that harlot trying to get away And you sprint toward her You've never run so fast in your whole entire life And at the very last second possible you're gonna hold the bike But it's still moving so what do you do? Hey, hop on the back! And now you're traveling along with her Hanging on for dear life Desperate to return the bike to its rightful place at customs Annie cycles, Celine holds tight But the faster Annie goes the further Celine is from her office And before she knows it She has absolutely no idea Where she is! Just keep on smiling They'll never tell If you present a lecturer that can be trusted Competent and well adjusted Say that you're a great adviser Any schmucks are none the wiser Hello Syracuse My writings on philosophy were featured in the daily news Hello Buffalo When it comes to astrophysics I'm the gal you really ought to know Don't let them see the panic bubbling below Just keep on smiling They'll never tell Whether you've arrived in Baltimore or Barcelona Just present a false persona Flash the crowds a winning grin And you will reel the suckers in Everybody loves a lie (They love, they love a little lie) Everybody loves a lie (They love, they love a little lie) Don't you know that everybody loves to love A show!