American Con Carne

You might not be hungry but you better eat your fill Don't expect to get cured before you pay the doctor bill Only check your watch if you think there's time to kill You can't stumble down the mountain when you've only climbed the hill I need a gun to polish to save me from perversion A tall long legged blonde to give me some diversion An X on the map before I ever start to searching And a pretty good reason to go on home and draw the curtains You know as long as I keep living I'm bound to break the law There's only one true judge and I don't believe in him at all When I get up to heaven I'll tell the man to send me back You only pay for mistakes you make if somebody's keeping track