Donde Esta El Suelo?

BARARARARARARARAM (TAROLA) (BOMBO) (PRATO) BARARARARARARARAM (TAROLA) (BOMBO BOMBO) (PRATO) BARARARARARARARAM (TAROLA) (BOMBO, TIMBALÃO) BARARARARARARARAM (TAROLA) BOMBOMBOMBO TAROLA! Does anyone know where is the ground? Yesterday it was floating around Please help me! Provide me the address... I need to drop something off my chest BARARARARARARARAM AHAHAHAH BARARARARARARARAM AHAHAHAH BARARARARARARARAM AHAHAHAH BARARARARARARARAM AHAHAHAH (Donde esta el suelo) AHAHAHAH (Donde esta el suelo) AHAHAHAH (Donde esta el suelo) AHAHAHAH (Donde esta el suelo) AHAHAHAH Hey there! What kind of ground Are you looking for? The soil? Ground zero? Common ground? Good luck with that last one! Although you look like someone Who's looking for THE ACTUAL GROUND Hmmm... BOLD! But why stand on both feet all the time? Miss feeling balanced? Feeling missbalanced? Balancing missensfeels? Fissbilling falance? Where's the fun in that? Isn't it better to be floating like a bird? (Little birdies join in) I always feel like floating around Inches, meters away from the ground Please, mom show me the way to come down I have no idea where I'm bound (Awesome guitar and bass DRIP) Uhhh Julia Queria se faz favor as direções até ao chão I'm sorry I cannot understand what you're asking Can you repeat that? Agrh Vou ter que mudar o idioma Caramba Uh Settings General General? General Language and region Language Linguage en rigion Iphone linguage Português portugal Ta aqui Português Portugal! Change to Portuguese Ok, já está Julia Queria se faz favor as direções até ao chão Olá Nuno A preparar as direções até ao chão A abrir mapa Aqui vamos nós Daqui a duzentos metros Virar do avesso Depois, na rotunda Fazer três cambalhotas E implorar a Deus por respostas Daqui a 2 milimetros Sair da casca Depois na terceira saída Acene ao João Miguel que está na varanda à sua esquerda Ó JOÃO MIGUEL! Daqui a 300 metros Ir para o caralho... PI! (Sounds of disbelief) Depois inverta o sentido de marcha Em direção à rampa Depois chorar durante três quilómetros WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH WUAH Daqui a cem metros Na rotunda Tire um tempinho de introspecção This is the time to contemplate your life choices No better time then NOW I mean, we make bat shit weird music for a living... We dress up and paint our faces And put on a silly show for a living... But... I guess everyone does that in a way? Hmmm... Sorry we went there Well, did you do your moment of self reflection? Yeah? Let us do some HEADBANGING for good measure After contemplating SO HARD Dancing around may help finding the suelo If not, then at least you got a good workout out of it So, get up, and prepare your surroundings for a proper DANCE OFF You have about ten seconds to do so Ready? LET'S GO! WOW! YOU ARE GOOD AT THIS! KEEP IT UP! More headbanging! Now pretend you are an overcooked spaghetti string HEADBANG! If you'd like a tutorial, tell us on Instagram! AH! Ok, we are done here Take a breath And prepare for the next song, because it is DANGEROUS