Esports Athlete

I'm an esports athlete, my mom is always nagging me Stop playing games or you'll end up on the streets But I'm the perfect specimen of a pro gamer Just look at these wrists, I'll be a hall of famer Got a scholarship to college, just to play games You can be a Witness on Twitch, Lebron James On Nintendo, I play as a Smash Brother NBA2K, I shoot like a Splash Brother League of Legends, Call of Duty, Valorant Fortnite My life's looking like an ESPN Highlight Cuz I'm dressed so Gucci, got that top tier loot My skins got the sauce, girls think its kinda cute We skydive into town with our guns ablaze And I'm callin in an airstrike, own'em like I'm Faze I'm a gaming and a music legend, Frank Sinatraa I snipe with a silencer, Phantom of the Opera One shot, one kill, that's how I get my thrill If you wanna play esports, u gotta have some skill One flick from my mouse got the red dot on your head My game so good got your girl up in my bed Drink Red Bull, cuz I be putting'em to sleep There's so many bodies by me lying in a heap Then I wake up, it was all a dream Come to find out, I-get-no-love on Steam I spectate on Twitch cuz I don't got skills I'm just good at getting loot and running for the hills I don't want no smoke cuz I'm soft like software But I could a posterboy for kpop skincare I always play squads cuz I'm scared to play solo But I keep getting knocked down, sacked like Joe Burrow I'm toxic with my team and I don't drop gems And I DoorDash to the players, on TSM I get pushed by Optic, four man strong So I radioed my squad and I said something wrong I've been real patient and am ready for my ult But a melee to my nuts quickly ended my assault I'm an esports athlete, my mom is always nagging me Stop playing games or you'll end up on the streets