Drink Too Much

That's what she thinks She says that I drink way too much Get a little buck wild now and then Goin' to call all my friend's She says that I drink way too much Well hey But you only live once so you might as well take a swig I rolled up to the house about quarter to nine She was waitin' at the door said "oh my, my!" Said, "I'm gonna tell you bout your drinkin' 'bout one more time!* I said "you got your thing, I got mine" "But I'm not drunk baby" "I'm just feelin' good" "I spent the whole day" "Cruisin' back woods" "And I know I didn't call" "And maybe I should" "Could I drink a little less?" "Hey, maybe I could" But I don't know why you act this way I ain't doin' you wrong, and I say "Me and my boy's like to have a good time" Drinkin' a few just to easy my mind And then she asks, "was it beer, Jack, or Jim?" "I know how you get, when you're with your friends" I reply "Moonshine!" As I head down the hall Then I lock her out the bedroom just because She says that I drink way too much Get a little buck wild now and then Goin' to call all my friends She says that I drink way too much Well hey But you only live once so you might as well take a swig She got my Jim Beam bottle out of my back seat But she never gonna find my Jack D Took my keys to my four wheel drive Had one too many of them ol' Bud Lights Straight up, I don't drink too much But on weekends I tie one on That's just how I get down Me and my boy's ain't doin' nothing wrong I say 'hey little girl won't you loosen up?" "Get your cup let's mix 'em up" Dance on the porch, take a few shots 'Til we both pass out there in the same spot Hey She says that I drink way too much Get a little buck wild now and then Goin' to call all my friends She says that I drink way too much Well hey But you only live once so you might as well take a swig Tailgate, I need another shot It's Saturday, let's hit another spot I'm at the lake now, I need another beer Ain't nothin' but a party, up in here I said, "I'm out of beer!" "I need some moonshine!" "Another Jager Bomb!" "And I'll be doin' fine!" Now I'm down by the river Pour me a drink And I don't really care about what she thinks, (nope) She says that I drink way too much Get a little buck wild now and then Goin' to call all my friends She says that I drink way too much Well hey But you only live once so you might as well take a swig