One, two, three, stiff
Be stiff, the babies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd, so
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over, fixed to shoot and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breathe hard in metal suits
Live right, make lots of loot
Be stiff
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo, no-no twos and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Deep sleepers jerk the root, so
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breathe hard in metal suits, now
Live right, make lots of loot and
Be stiff
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd, so
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food so
Go solo no-no twos and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breathe hard in metal suits, now
Live right, make lots of loot and
Oh, be stiff
