Who d'ya think you are?
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Inspiring the nation
The next generation
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Unhealthy fixation
The debt generation
There's nothing wrong with a dream
But I'm living beyond my means
Waiting for that bonus
(To keep up with the Jones's)
Nothing here for free
They meant that literally
Aiming for designer
(Not made in China)
Never want to stop
I'll shop until I drop
I need the latest phone
(Alexa said so!)
D'ya think a cheque will do?
Or write an I.O.U
Arrange a smash and grab
(Pay off this bar tab)
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Inspiring the nation
The next generation
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Unhealthy fixation
The debt generation
So Lardy Dardy Dah
Who do you think you are?
Your Majesty?
Writing cheques that bounce
Can't balance my accounts
My credit rating's fried
(Got bailiff's outside)
Live like a millionaire
With houses everywhere
An outdoor swimming pool
(But live in Blackpool!)
Swanning off abroad
On flights I can't afford
Dressed up to the nine's
(On budget airlines)
Tried to buy a yacht
A dinghy's all I got
I need to sell a kidney
(But mum won't let me!)
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Inspiring the nation
The next generation
Champagne tastes
With a lemonade income
Unhealthy fixation
The debt generation
Who do you think you are?
So Lardy Dardy Dah
Who do you think you are?
Your Majesty?
Cocktail dinners, parties
Chauffeur driven limousine
Hanging out the window
Desperate to be seen
Some may say I'm shallow
Only the best for me
Drive a Ford Fiesta?
Or a Ferrari?
Champagne taste, lemonade income!
