Whoa oh I gotta pee so bad
This long ass car ride is driving me fucking mad
We've been on the road for seven damn hours
If you don't pull over now you're gonna get a peepee shower
This entire trip just totally sucks
Cuz I got so much peepee stored inside my nuts, yeah
Who's idea was it to go camping anyway
I'd rather have stayed home and played games all day, alright
I swear my bladder is about to pop
Just pull the fuck over that next rest stop, that's right
Oh I just pray that the bathroom's not full
Because I am on the verge of losing control
Peepee drop, let's go
Aaaah
