Lifetime

You're a diamond, I'm a nickel I'm a Nickelback boy with a hammer and sickle You're a square, I'm a squiggle And I come out swinging with a scythe at your pickle I'm a scorcher, too hot Schvitzing through my fit, why not? Focus on the plot No time to watch the clock This life will be a lifetime Your life will take a long time Cradle-to-grave pipeline This life will be a li-li-lifetime This life will be a lifetime Your life will take a long time Cradle-to-grave pipeline This life will be a li-li-lifetime Oh yeah, start shit I could never live without dying Ouchie, get hit Catch me in the courtroom crying I'm pissed, I'm blissed I could never frown without smiling But that's life, kid Ah, ah, ah This life will be a lifetime Your life will take a long time Cradle-to-grave pipeline This life will be a li-li-lifetime I could never live without dying Catch me in the courtroom crying I could never frown without smiling You know man, sometimes you just wake up And you just make yourself a big pot of coffee Well, not me, 'cause I don't like the way coffee makes me feel, but Some days I just like to sniff it on in, and You just, you got your roommate making a big cup of coffee over there and you just You say, "I'm so happy I don't have to be the one to clean up the grounds" 'Cause you're not actually supposed to put the grounds in the fucking disposal You need to dig it out, ideally, if you put it in a compost bin it'd be Way better 'cause we're fucking ruining the goddamn planet You know how much fucking trash there is? Then you would know that You know what? Tonight is gonna be the best night of our lives This life will be a lifetime Your life will take a long time Cradle-to-grave pipeline This life will be a li-li-lifetime This life will be a lifetime Your life will take a long time Cradle-to-grave pipeline This life will be a li-li-lifetime, li-li-lifetime, li-li-lifetime Life