Salahuddin

Salahuddin Had an Arab dream Kurdish arabised sunni muslim Some of the legends are very fat But Salahuddin is fit and lean Eating ice cream Slept had a dream "Salahuddin?" Said Nuraddin Helmet green Lost never seen But Salahuddin Was a mean Keen teen Sat in de desert Eating ice cream Saw Nuraddin Holy light being "Holy Abraham!" light of the faith "Hmm ice cream" had a taste While eating ice cream I had a dream Saw master Sheihk Abdul Qadr Gilani Together we recited Abu Hammam By heart his ten books of poetry "Wake up!" "Wake up Salah!" "Wait what?!" "Where is the enemy?!" "No Sultan" "Time for prayer Isha" "Ow inshallah yes evidently" After dinner we will have ice cream Attack Jerusalem take over the city I am muslim and have enough Of all this Abrahamic quarreling Now listen up you three Muslims christians and jews Enough of this fighting already I came to shine my light in One Two Three Four five not satisfied I tried failed tried Jerusalem fortified Betrayal of Shawar turned into shawarma Assassination attempt Salahaddin in the night Eleven Sixtyseven Battle of Babein Egypt betrayed them later asked for help "If strategy fails use shear strength" "If that's not enough to the desert fall back" Muslims retreating "Let's chase that!" "What steep sandy terrain?! Fall back!" Salah is turning?! Shirkuhs reserve force to the help?! "Shit respect this is dual offense!" Righteousness of the Faith Claimed sultan of Egypt Syria than Became sultan of Mesopotamia Yemen Hejaz Nubia Than Battle of the Horns of Hama Despite twenty thousand men involved still I gained a nearly bloodless victory I was the stronger one psychologically I came to shine my light in One Two Three Four five not satisfied Disappointments I persisted insisted realised I am bold intelligent Know all about bloodlines of the best arab horses Raynald Chatillon harassing muslims With his fleet on the Red Sea Insults the Prophet Tortured murdered muslims Attacked Salahs sister??? "Ok that's it mister!" Battle of Hattin Eleven Eightyseven War on crusaders crushing them in Jerusalem Sending Raynald Chatillon to heaven Enemy army annihilated by the determined Muslim army capturing Kingdom of Jerusalem Biggest muslim turning point in history I captured Raynald and was responsible for his execution personally You thought my sister a snitch Meeting me you learned karma is a bitch You talk too much have jihad on my mind Materialist philosophers I truly dislike For gold silver most of us fight Want you to know that right before I died I owned just one piece gold forty silver Tasted ice cream Blessed with Allah's might