Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Uh!
Adam Driver, how about you park the car?
Adam Driver, how about you leave the bar? Uh
Adam Driver, I don't like the middle part, no
Adam Driver, I'm a Simpson, I'd be Bart
I'd be Bart, I'd not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
Uh, Adam Driver, Adam Pilot, Adam Diver
Adam Mileage, Adam Paperwork, I'm doing the fileage
I drink sodas like Coke on the regular
My wife divorced me for things that I said to her
My dog is hungry, I should have, have fed-ed her
My new wife's a robot, I have in—
I drink sodas like Coke on the regular
My wife divorced me for things that I said to her
My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her
My new wife's a robot, I have invented her
There's a ball in a cup like Dude Perfect
I tripped and I fell and that shit hurted
Thanks of Giving and I'm getting turked
That's all it, that's all it!
That's all it!
Minecraft gold bars that I spit, protein shakes
They all taste like my shit, yeah
Yeah
Stop it with the bigotry, tofu soup and it's simmery
I can never tell if she's into me, ice cold balls in the wintery
Please put your hands in the wagon
2024, we're on Fallon, 2025 and it's Ellen
I just put the P in the spellin', fuck!
I said P in the spelling
Why's it John Wick three, not five?
Why Ocean Eleven, not nine?
Please do not forget to wipe
Read between the lines, not vibes
In reality I got a lot of tea time
Hitting golf balls in the sea time
Wishing I never give me any me time
Focused both my eyes on the pee line
That is just it, isn't that queef?
Cobble together like loaf-es of meat
I think that it's neat
QUEEF UNDERGROUND, John Wick five
Why's it John Wick three, not five?
Why Ocean Eleven, not nine?
Please do not forget to wipe
Read between the lines, not vibes
