Conkers

While counting fishes on a whim I fell into the moat I couldn't swim I couldn't even float I learned to glide through the water In the river They thought I ought to A man came to the forest And chopped down all the trees Once the trees were cherished Now all that's left are leaves I thought it was bonkers And grew more trees from conkers I made birdboxes to ensnare The birds to lay their eggs somewhere Instead i found a tiny family I boomed hello! a calamity We are the race of Yuckadayans Who are as small as dandelions A man came to the forest And chopped down all the trees Once the trees were cherished Now all that's left are leaves I thought it was bonkers And grew more trees from conkers I make a village of dolls houses For the Yuckadayans and their spouses A fox came up and took an interest Took Pip who was belligerent Lucky a goose flew down And saved Pip who was a clown A man came to the forest And chopped down all the trees Once the trees were cherished Now all that's left are leaves I thought it was bonkers And grew more trees from conkers A man came to the forest And chopped down all the trees Once the trees were cherished Now all that's left are leaves I thought it was bonkers And grew more trees from conkers I thought it was bonkers And grew more trees from conkers