The Crib Song

Just poured myself a strong one Hey boys get out the cards Shuffle up - deal em out I just cut the ace of hearts Be careful what you lead with Don't give away your hand I'll rope you right into a run Peg 8 or 9 or 10 Looking at your face Looks like you don't like what you see Oh oh son - looky there Looks like you got 19 15 2 a pair for four I gotta flush for 8 I pegged you back and you bet your ass I'm hot out of the gate I'm looking for that 29 Just give that kissel cut A 24 will have to do Looks like you're getting skunked No I can't think of anything thing I love doing more than this Than drinking whisky with the boys And kick-in ass at crib Hey walshy don't forget You still owe a hundred bucks I can't help you missed a couple runs And I just got the luck Perhaps one day you'll learn You're playing gainst a shark You know I'll break your spirit You know I'll break your heart So pay me up my money Unless you wanna double down Let's pour another whisky son I'll take your ass to town 15 6 and 6 is twelve And one more for the jack You don't wanna see my crib You'll have a heart attack I'll take 14 in the kitty Looks like I'm gonna win I'd put away your wallet Less you wanna lose again I can't think of any thing I love doing more than this Than drinking whisky with the boys And kick-in ass at crib Yeah powers he's a player But he ain't won in awhile And uncle Digger he can't see Deuce neon got him piled Walshys just like Reuben He'll lead with a 5 Ebs keeps getting Romney's He'll stay up all night But Marty he's a cheater Always taking extra points And me - well I'm the king Cause All I get is loins Well 15 12, another 12 We'll that makes 24 Are you sick of all this punishment Or do you want some more Yeah I just won a Gino Looks like I cleaned ya out No Walsh don't tell mikayla You'll be sleeping on the couch I can't think of any thing I love doing more than this Than drinking whisky with the boys And kick-in ass at crib No I can't think of any thing I love doing more than this Than drinking whisky with the boys And kick-in ass at crib