Horse Outside

I'm at Amanda's wedding in a church on Thomas Street I'm lookin' at the bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me When the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, a finger and a shift She says, "Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin And I have a Honda, so I might just go with him Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru So, what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you?" I said, "Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside And fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside" She said, "I don't believe ya" I said, "It's fuckin' true I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992 I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space And if you try to grab my horse, he'll kick you in the face" "I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT You'll arrive in style if you ride with me" The boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside And fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside Giddy up now, baby, bless my soul I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps Like Tír na Nóg He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke The boys are lookin' jealous as I lead you on away And just before I close the door, I look at her and say "Would you be my girl?" She says, "I will, of course If you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse" Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside And fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside And fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside