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Fish porn, fish porn on his brain From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine Gil's got a weird incurable disorder He can't go a day without gettin' on the water Fish porn, fish porn That's the diagnosis His childhood dream was to be a great magician Disappear into thin air and become an apparition He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite Don't let him swim with the fishes like Luca Brasi Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious, hmm Before too long, she's a woman on a mission She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'? Fish porn, fish porn Early psychosis Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales Fish porn, fish porn Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix Splish splash, mad dash Gil's girl's gonna save the day Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter As she proceeded with her master plan To make 'em both feel better Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin' Everybody loves a happy ending Fish porn, fish porn It was a happy ending Fish porn, fish porn It was the remedy Fish porn, fish porn Everybody's going out to to sea Catch somethin' for me Fish porn, fish porn It was a happy ending Fish porn, fish porn Fish porn, fish porn Fish porn, fish porn
Writer(s): Jimmy Buffett, Mac Mcanally, Carl Hiassen Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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