All this drinkin' has got me thinkin'
About these bad ass kids and the sink full of dishes
My hubby is gettin' chubby
Hey, that's ok as long as he loves me
I don't wanna sweep the floor the no more
I just wanna be left the hell alone
While I sit outside with this Coors Light
Called up my mom, asked her how the hell did she do this?
'Cause right now I don't wanna be stuck at home
I'd rather be drunk with all my friends
I don't wanna get up and go back inside
'Cause the clothes are almost dry
I'm going crazy and it ain't even dinner time
It's the weekend, I should be lazy
But God knows I'm gonna spend it in the kitchen
All out of diapers and dog food
Oh and Georgia needs some markers for her home room
I just wanna hit the store alone
Hit every red light so I can take my sweet ass time and enjoy the ride
Called up my mom, asked her how the hell did she do this?
'Cause right now I don't wanna be stuck at home
I'd rather be drunk with all my friends
I don't wanna get up and go back inside
'Cause the clothes are almost dry
I'm going crazy and it ain't even dinner time
I don't need no long vacation, but can I get a little relaxation?
Called up my mom, asked her how the hell did she do this?
She said once they start crying grab a glass of wine and go lock yourself in a room
It's all right sometimes you gotta let 'em fuss and fight
While you're cookin' that chicken fried
When you're going crazy just know it's gonna be alright
But Mom, I'm going crazy and it ain't even dinner time
