Fine As Hell

One, two, one, two, three, four Baby, I love ridin' with you but this traffic, I hate it 'Member this avenue? 'Fore these trees could even shade it Way back in the day, we were so young and so were they Yeah, I know I'm 'bout to sound like my daddy right now But when did everything get so craft beer in this natty light town? I'm still gettin' used to Tuesday bein' trash day I ain't sayin' I don't like change, just prefer mine in the ashtray (yeah) Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels I can hardly even recognize Mobile They put a strip mall where that sandlot ballpark was Now my coffee costs more than my Boone's Farm does Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now Participation trophies are a thing now This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well Baby, you still fine as hell Yeah, I saw a CD yesterday Girl, you 'member buyin' those? Rippin' that plastic off like Christmas in your Civic like a pro Our kids roll their eyes when I say, "I miss the '90s" But they beggin' for them same Jordans I begged my mom to buy me (ooh) Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels (hey) I can hardly even recognize Mobile (keep goin') They put a strip mall where that sandlot ballpark was (aw, shit) Now my coffee costs more than my Boone's Farm does Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now (some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now) Participation trophies are a thing now This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well Baby, you still fine as hell (Right here, what's up?) Yeah, some change, I'm like, "That's cool" Yeah, some change, I'm like, "Whatever" Yeah, my knees are gettin' worse But ol' doc says knee replacements are gettin' better (whoo!) Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels (hey) I can hardly even recognize Mobile (keep goin') They put a strip mall where that sandlot ballpark was (aw, shit) Now, my coffee costs more than my Boone's Farm does (ah) Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now (some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now) Participation trophies are a thing now This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well (oh well) Baby, you still fine as hell (Yeah, this side of heaven ain't pretty, but baby, oh well) You still fine as hell