Birthday Party

I threw a party for my birthday Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it Nobody came, it made me sad Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad Why you coming up to me? Do I look like a drug dealer? Why you asking me these things? Do I look like a drug dealer? No, I'm not the guy you think Do I look like a drug dealer? It's not my b'day wish Do I look like a drug dealer? Starey, starey, oh, so contrary Pints down the pub Why's everyone staring? Going to a club,, no way, that's too scary Going anywhere, no way I must be having a really good time I must be having a really good time I threw a party for my birthday Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it Nobody came, it made me sad Oh, what a shamе, it ain't so bad (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) could talk (hey) (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) should talk (hey) While I can't barely speak Do I look like a drug dealer? While I can't barely wee Do I look like a drug dealer? I must be having a really good time I must be having a really good time Starey, starey, oh, so contrary Fights in the club, how's anyone lairy Feeling like a piece of meat, it's real hairy Calling it a night, no way, I'm way scared Got girls on the brain, got ceiling on the brain Got schemes on the brain like Pinky and the Brain I'm having a really good time (man, are you insane?) I threw a party for my birthday Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it Nobody came, it made me sad Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad I threw a party for my birthday Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it Nobody came, it made me sad Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) could talk (hey) (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) should talk (hey) (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) could talk (hey) (Hey) hold up (hey) Maybe wе (hey) should talk (hey) I threw a party for my birthday Nobody showed, it wasn't worth it Nobody came, it made me sad Oh, what a shame, it ain't so bad I must be having a really good time I must be having a really good time