Yo Ho (Peg the Poopdeck)

ARG ARG! I am a pirate, I sail the seven seas Me ship she be sturdy, glidin' through the breeze Sail the seas, pillage and seize Drink our rum, whenever we please Take of me leg and give you a peg Me balls be big as cannons She's on my deck and soaking wet Her clam smells like salmon YO HO YO HO YO HO YO HO I am a pirate, I'll make you walk the plank We hunt for gold, stories are told I'll give your arse a spank Met a lass fine as glass, I blunderbuss on her booty Nevermind I kinda like dudes, I think I'm a little fruity Yar har har Yardy har har har YO HO YO HO YO HO YO HO Burn them all to the ground Sink just watch them drown Shiver my timbers