The Mario Cliché

You're undeniably stupendous You make me feel like my whole body's a high five So why would I just up and end us? It's a deep well, but let's take a dive I took a hard look in the mirror Hoping I'd find the missing screw that I knocked loose The answer growing ever clearer Locking eyes with those sweet baby blues I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time I know it's such an old cliche But baby it ain't you, it's me So long, kiss me goodbye Is it cool if I talk? I don't wanna be a babblin' bother, but I'm bubblin' up You know I gotta share that I've been living in despair in my own hell all alone upstairs And that act is whack I'm a big, fat bag of crap With a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that So I'm going on indefinite sabbatical An Introspective venture meant to make a more radical me Maybe I'm a little bit selfish But I dug this hole myself It's not on you, so pat your back son You deserve better than a fractured fraction This fine reflection's got me flexin' Done with the wrecked head neglectin' Baby, you're a catch but I caught what I want And he's got two thumbs and he looks this hot I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time I know it's such an old cliche But baby it ain't you, it's me So long, kiss me goodbye Now listen up, shorty I know you're hopin' for the day I stop pokin' holes in every possibility that might bring me peace I never meant to be a never ending lemon squeeze in those sizable eyes But surprise surprise This doggone body's got a silly oblongaty And he needs me, baby I think I'm losing my head But he's in unison with every thought I got No need to speak In sync in every way We're jinxin' day and night and owing colas left and right Believe me, this isn't easy Nobody loves me like you do, but I gotta love me too Mama mia, I'ma need a shrink I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time I know it's such an old cliche But baby it ain't you, it's me, I mean it No hyperbole, no really You're not listening. It's literally me