I speaks England very best

People make fun of my English They're like: "Oh, Russian! Сука блять!" So now, it's time to get my revenge 'Cause I speaks the England very best I speaks England very best I speaks England, fuck the rest I speaks England every day I speaks England, and I say: "Hey!" My name is Vladimir, I come from Russia Drinking vodka everyday with my brother Sasha My accent like the London, my clock like Big Ben I sip bottle of water now and then I know I'm not the smartest but please don't hate I wrote this song with Google Translate And now I'm on a quest from east to west My enemies depressed, my girl has nice breast Diet so good, no cardiac arrest Always ready, no need for mic test 'Cause I speaks England very best I speaks England, fuck the rest I speaks England every day I speaks England, and I say: "Hey!" I take warm shower, can't feel the cold Fake guns can't hurt me, was raised in the road Never lost an arm fight against my dead aunt No car can't hit me when it's parked I walk in restaurant, I get free water I can lift 10 kilos without any spotter Swimming in the sea, lifeguard looks at me I must be famous, no need for ID I'm so good at England it just makes sense Beans with toast, I quickly digest! 'Cause I speaks England very best I speaks England, fuck the rest I speaks England every day I speaks England, and I say: "Hey!" I speaks England very best I speaks England, fuck the rest I speaks England every day I speaks England, and I say: "Hey!"