Autobiographical bullshit, yeah
Telling lies and I can't quit, yeah
Make it simple so you can understand
I practice autographs for future biggest fans
A whole new you, maybe one day true
Tell me a story
Make it about me
Can I be the hero, too?
Make it a good one
Embarrass the villain
Now that's how it happened
Forever, in canon
Forever, in canon
Forever, forever
Journal entry, day one, blank
Saying nothing, how could you be more frank
Sometimes, there's just nothing in the tank
I just want to stop
Pretending there's a topographic map of my life
And just be here tonight
Autobiographical bullshit
Telling lies and I can't quit
