All Aboard the S.S. Sinker

Ladies and gentlemen Ah! Start your day with a bang Where did you go? I've got a feeling where I wanna belong I've gotta lose it before anyone sees They're gonna want one when they know what I'm on, oh yeah What a relief I'm in a bubble without making a scene You'll be the reason why we'll both get detained You've been a mess twenty-four hours today, oh yeah In your peacock flares, and your fluffy coat In your alligator wingtip pose In your mama's hat, and your dad's cigars Got a bruise from every bouncing bar And it's me that calls up the ambulance And it's me telling the cops you're fine And it's me holding your long hair back Is it me, keeping you alive? Come in to land A little saying that you might understand Have you been with us on this planet for long I'm wondering when your head will turn on, oh yeah Peacock flares, and your fluffy coat In your alligator wingtip pose In your mama's hat, and your dad's cigars Got a bruise from every bouncing bar And it's me that calls up the ambulance Why's it always me that has to tell the cops you're dead? You see, I have invented a robot to do the work of all service station attendants Here is a picture of one such robot It's always me that calls up the ambulance And it's me telling the cops you're fine And it's me holding your long hair back Is it me, keeping you alive? Strange things happen to people who don't dial one What's the gun for? To get your attention