We're all slaves to addiction
But addiction is fun
Fuck Boris fuck everyone
Pass me the rum
We're all psychotic
Ain't a wonder why we turn to narcotics
I need a cig and a beer
It's 5pm somewhere
Yeah I'm so bare
Cos I'm never never never never
Sober
There's more for the eyes
Than these drunk highs
And it's no surprise
I feel so bare
Cos I'm never never never never
Sober
These four walls look better than before
That's what it's for
Give me a drink or four
No one likes to be indoors
I'll be the pilot
Tonight we'll start a riot
Thirty thousand feet in the air
It's 5pm somewhere
Yeah I'm so bare
Cos I'm never never never never
Sober
There's more for the eyes
Than these dutch highs
And it's no surprise
I feel so bare
Cos I'm never never never never
Sober
Yeah I'm so bare
Cos I'm never never never never
Sober
There's more for the eyes
Than these dumb nights
And it's no surprise
I feel so bare
Never never sober
