Seven In Search of Ten

Her profile picture looks appealing The advert was misleading He's on a date this evening Tryin' to get with that perfect ten She walked in, he was keen Looking like Cara Delevingne She had those gorgeous eyes But evidently, no between in He don't want to be rude (rude) Let's do drinks, no food (food) It cost a day long, and it's getting on 'Cause I got a lot of work to do So he'll get back home And that was that 'Cause she's a lovely girl But he won't text her back He's got a right to be not easily pleased He's got a higher set of standards He's a fucking Tinder fiend He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again He's got those higher expectations He's a seven, and he's in search of ten They bench at ten for ages She's got good conversation She works in House of Fraser Pretty sure that she's a perfect ten He likes this one for sure Video call, he can't ignore When he answered on the phone He saw the toys all on the floor And he don't want to be harsh (harsh) Even though they've got sparks (sparks) He didn't want kids, and he'll never get rid She got it with her from the stop But he has to go 'Cause someone's at the door But when she calls him back She'll get that call ignored He's got a right to be not easily pleased He's got a higher set of standards He's a fucking Tinder fiend He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again He's got those higher expectations He's a seven, and he's in search of ten He's on another date Turned up 20 minutes late Didn't even hesitate To scan the room for that perfect ten He finally spots a face Sittin' with a gin and lemonade She lied about her age And just a tad about her weight But he don't want to be mean (mean) Nor does he want to be seen (seen) Out with her, but it really won't hurt If he stopped for a pint or three But he don't drink and drive And that's his limit So he'll call a taxi And he'll stick her in it He's got a right to be not easily pleased He's got a higher set of standards He's a fucking Tinder fiend He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again He's got those higher expectations He's a seven, and he's in search of ten He's got a right to be not easily pleased He's got that higher set of standards He's a fucking Tinder fiend He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again He's got those higher expectations He's a seven, and he's in search He's got a right to be not easily pleased He's got a higher set of standards He's a fucking Tinder fiend He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again He's got those higher expectations He's a seven, and he's in search of ten