He's still on the nicotine
And he's still stuck in Abilene
25 but acts 18
Why am I pissed about it?
He found a trophy for his arm
And she drives him home from every bar
I'm the one who broke his heart
'Cause I'm better off without him
So, why am I wishin' my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishin' my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I —?
Why am I still jealous of Jane?
I bet he still lies like a rug
And tells her he loves her when he's drunk
Leaving him wasn't even that hard
I oughta be thankin' my lucky stars
So, why am I wishin' my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishin' my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I —?
Why am I still jealous of Jane?
I don't want him back
I'm glad he's a goner
I don't want him back
But I don't want him to want her
Why am I wishin' my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishin' my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I —?
Why am I still jealous of Jane?
Oh, why am I still jealous of Jane?
Why am I still jealous of Jane?
