Rain On Christmas

How did I get this lucky? How did I get the best parents in the world? My sister and me, we were drawn out the lottery Bet your bottom dollar, yeah yeah And you still love her And you still love me And you still make it rain on Christmas You always have a check for me You still make it rain on Christmas Raining all over your gay son And every year you take me vacation I love you, don't ever get poor I need sixty dollars It's for my Verizon bill 'Cause you're here I thought I would just say Otherwise you can save up for my birthday 'Cause I need a coat I would like a coat You still make it rain on Christmas You always cut that fat fuckin' check for me You still make it rain on Christmas Raining all over your gay son Do you remember the year you got me a Playstation (2, when they had just come out) I love you, don't ever get poor But seriously, I love you I'd be nothing without you And if I'm any good at being me It's 'cause all my life I could see Two people who knew how to save And thank God you did Because I think I need you to pay for my therapist You still make it rain on Christmas You always cut that fat fuckin' check for me You still make it rain on Christmas Raining all over your only gay son And every year you take me on a sick Orlando vacation I love you, don't ever get poor I love you Please do not ever become poor I love you, don't ever get poor