Subaru

(Vroom, vroom) I never listen that well, but my eyes work fine Never been good at maths, but she's a 9.9 My geography sucks, yeah, but that's alright We don't need Paris or Rome to have a good time Now she's got me thinkin' 'bout her in her Calvin Klein's Call me Kevin McCloud 'cause she's a Grand Design And it's not just her body, I'm talking soul and mind So, I spend a lot of money and I spend a lot of time Thinking this girl feels like the one But there's this problem I can't outrun Her brother drives a Subaru Her dad's a master in Kung Fu They'd kill me if they ever knew We've gotta keep it a secret So don't you dare repeat it, or I'm doomed Took her on a date to the cinema Spent the whole two hours hiding in the dark Never knew her brother liked Jurassic Park 'Cause he's T.N.T, and I'm the spark Now, I don't even know why they don't like me, like me It's like every time they see my face, they want to bite me Maybe when I shook their hands I shook too lightly So askin' for their blessing seems un-fuckin-likely, yeah I know that she's the one But there's this problem I can't outrun Her brother drives a Subaru Her dad's a master in Kung Fu They'd kill me if they ever knew We've gotta keep it a secret So don't you dare repeat it They tell me that I don't deserve her at all Committed crimes in a past life I think that they are just unreasonable That's why we keep it a secret And we don't dare repeat it Her brother drives a Subaru Her dad's a master in Kung Fu I see them speeding up to my rearview We've gotta move it, or lose it all Her brother drives a Subaru Her dad's a master in Kung Fu They'd kill me if they ever knew We've gotta keep it a secret So don't you dare repeat it Her brother drives a Subaru Her dad's a master in Kung Fu She's their princess and I'll never do We've gotta keep it a secret So don't you dare repeat it, or I'm doomed