I'm Gettin' Ready to Go (feat. TK & The Holy Know-Nothings)

Had a dream the other day I'm getting ready to go Devil came and took me away I'm getting ready to go I always heard that place was hot I asked him if it was or not He wouldn't say yes or no or what I'm getting ready to go Sweet home loving heaven heaven Sweet home, hear me moaning low Sweet home loving heaven heaven Hold the gates wide open I'm getting ready to go He took me down to old Hades I'm getting ready to go I fell in brimstone up to my knees I'm getting ready to go Well you should've seen those devils prance But I showed them a brand new dance A pitchfork jabbed me right in the ass I'm getting ready to go Sweet home loving heaven heaven Sweet home, hear me moaning low Sweet home loving heaven heaven Hold the gates wide open I'm getting ready to go I asked when I get out again I'm getting ready to go He looked at me with a devilish grin I'm getting ready to go Well he laughed so hard I thought I'd croak He said now I tell you a joke When you go up you go up in smoke I'm getting ready to go Sweet home loving heaven heaven Sweet home, hear me moaning low Sweet home loving heaven heaven Hold the gates wide open I'm getting ready to go Lord that awful dream I had I'm getting ready to go Left me feeling oh so bad I'm getting ready to go I got me bible and a mouth full of cheese I fell right to my bended knee I got more religion than a dog got fleas and I'm getting ready to go Sweet home loving heaven heaven Sweet home, hear me moaning low Sweet home loving heaven heaven Hold the gates wide open I'm getting ready to go Hold the gates wide open I'm getting ready to go