Stinky

I tried to tell myself that You're going through a phase When you really thought that Garbage could replace shampoo, but buddy That's just not the case You can't leave trash all over the place So, let's address the elephant in the room Your smell is so stinky I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to Not even an entire bottle of cologne Covered up your smell Maybe you should give up Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery 'Bout how you are so stinky From head to toe, to pinky You try to say it's windy (it's a fart) And every time you pass on by The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly And I don't want to be too mean right now But you could use a shower tonight Oh, all the fish in the sea When they catch a whiff, they flop The sharks are fierce and grand But they will swim to the distant land At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more! The skunks give you a nod and wink They think that you're their link! Yeah, when you enter a haunted house The ghosts get scared and shout for you to get out Must be a superpower For me to be able to smell you before you get in the room I wish it wasn't true But there is nothing you can do Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery 'Bout how you are so stinky From head to toe, to pinky You try to say it's windy (it's a fart) And every time you pass on by The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly And I don't want to be too mean right now But you could use a shower tonight Oh, all the fish in the sea When they catch a whiff, they flop The sharks are fierce and grand But they will swim to the distant land At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more! The skunks give you a nod and wink They think that you're their link! I tried to tell myself that You're going through a phase When you really thought that Garbage could replace shampoo, but buddy That's just not the case You can't leave trash all over the place Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery 'Bout how you are so stinky From head to toe, to pinky You try to say it's windy (it's a fart) And every time you pass on by The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly And I don't want to be too mean right now But you could use a shower tonight So, let's address the elephant in the room Your smell is so stinky, I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to Not even an entire bottle of cologne Covered up your smell Maybe you should give up