Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be your 800 call any more If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it I don't want no half priced love I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart Why you always sound so formal on the phone? Talking kinda low like you're not alone Guessing she's around you putting on her clothes Wonder if she knows Every night you're in the kitchen When she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing 'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be your 800 call any more If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it I don't want no half priced love I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt No, I've never worked in customer support I'll never do your taxes And I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl Every night you're in the kitchen when she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing 'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be your 800 call any more If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it I don't want no half priced love I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be your 800 call any more I don't wanna be