KEYBOARD WARRIORS (feat. Hunter Madison & Hunt the Dinosaur)

You sure think you're so cool Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic You wish you were fucking brave enough To talk about sucking dick Outdated as a dinosaur It's time we settle the score My dick is smaller than yours And my butt is always sore I am the king of this basement My mom serves me on my leather throne You say I need to mature I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown I am a hunter and you are my prey I'll 360 no scope you right in the face I could kick your ass in any video game With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame Do the curtains match the drapes? Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast Don't make me call my father out My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb Mommy I'm yelling your name You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti I specifically asked for tamales Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck There's no way, I shot you in the face This dude must be hacking the server I am a hunter, and you are my prey I'll 360 no scope you right in the face I could kick your ass in any video game With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey" What do you even want from me? I just want to lose my virginity You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life I am actually really big and buff online I'm definitely not insecure You only dislike me 'cause you're immature Grow up! I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass