They say that I'm banned from the arcade shop
Do I listen
Oh hell no I don't
Just before the store closed
I stole everything
So me and my buddies could
Blow up another gas station
They say
Can't come back no more
Or we're gonna get you in trouble
(Can't come back no more or I'll get in lots of trouble)
You know I think that's quite an absurdity
'Cause it's absurdity (Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
Absurdity
(Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
So I break in
When the store is about to close
And I steal everything once more
Yet nobody knows
I go from aisle to aisle
Taking everything I need
They warned me but too bad I do not heed
'Cause it's absurdity (Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
Absurdity
(Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
Absurdity
(Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
Absurdity
(Absurdity)
Absurdity
(Absurdity) You are banned from the arcade gift shop
Oah
