I don't your jokes
I laugh at the wrong times
And I get nervous around pretty girls
Or almost any girl
I spill my drinks
I trip over my feet
I'm the clumsiest guy you'll ever meet
And I always seem to lose my keys
And sometimes I lose my mind
So please don't remind me
It's plain to see
I'm never gonna be like you
I can barely even tie my shoes
But put a guitar in my hand and I'll write you a song
That's what I can do
That's all I can do
And I'm not that street smart
I even get scared to cross the road
And this card in my wallet says that I can drive
But my friends would rather stay alive
I'm always running late or early
But never on time
And I always seem to get my words wrong
And come across unkind
When I'm not trying to be
No I'm not trying to be
So please don't remind me
It's plain to see
I'm never gonna be like you
I can barely even tie my shoes
But put a guitar in my hand and I'll write you a song
That's what I can do
That's all I can do
You have this idea of what it means
To be all grown up, and to have it all together
But I don't
And I won't
Cause I'm never gonna be like you
No I'm never gonna be like you
