I was pushing my cart through the store the other day
When a thought occurred to me
I could easily start a fight with the guy in that
Ugly blue shirt over there
Just a nice old fashioned brawl. That would be nice
So I considered the option and decided not to engage
For besides wearing an ugly blue shirt
He did nothing to deserve this pointless rage
Like Charly said, you need a big man's head to take the rap
And lay down down down on a big man's bed
So minding my own business I headed for my car
Quite happy with myself for avoiding
The violence on this beautiful day. (Love Is the solution)
Then BANG! A devastating left hook to the jaw
It hit me like a Mack truck
A sucker punch from behind by a man wearing an ugly blue shirt
Like Charly said, you need a big man's head to take the rap
And lay down down down on a big man's bed
I got up to my feet and collected my teeth
From a fresh pool of blood in the street
I looked straight in the eye of the blue shirt guy
And said "why this nasty surprise?"
He replied: " Blood is the solution."
Like Charly said, you need a big man's head to take the rap
And lay down down down on a big man's bed
