First off, fuck broke niggas with gold teeth
And them fat fuckers who wear skinny jeans
All proceeds go to the foundation
For dumb hoes who need more money for new weed
Pot smokers need more cash for weed
Shit, my Netflix broke, man, I can't watch Blue Streak
Put your hands in the sky, my brother
If you took a test high and passed with flying colors
Cosmogramma, I don't need your spell check
Just ensure my money's good
Niggas can you spell "check"? (Check!)
I"m on some "fuck your life" shit
Ever since they turned my Aquarius to a Pisces
Now I'm flip-floppin' through these zodiac signs
Trying to find the one that understands I'm a liar
Another day in thе life of a nigga
Who thinks that every chick is a wifеr
But I had this one bitch (Yeah?)
But fuck it, I had to leave her man (Why?)
I found out the bitch was a Mac Miller fan
Me and that nigga go together like black bitches and natural hair
This ain't cracker rap, don't go there
Bible said don't put no gods before me
So comparing me to anyone is blasphemy
So I'mma keep rapping circles around these Eminem wannabes
As long as Rick is gay and the government is taxing me
I hate niggas with white girl problems
Here's a memo, dude, hip-hop does not like you
When you gettin' chased out of your class
Come and see me (Okay)
When you can't afford no food on your table
Come and see me (Okay)
When you're redneck deep in a sea of confederate flags
And your own fucking dad accused you of being a
(Dude)
Fuck! (No no no, don't say that!)
(Don't fucking say that!)
Shit, motherf— damn!
You better get up, get out
And get something my man
But, oh, you suck at real life, motherfucker
Stick to 4chan
Here's the floor plan
Get money and buy enough minks to skin a PETA fan
Flyer than Peter Pan
Born in the era of records from Aaliyah
And angry beavers, pre-sheen
Gimme a scene, best believe I seent it
My fucking girl left me for a paraplegic
Now you think that makes me feel
When I'm at home jacking off, waiting for a deal
Bragging about my size, no escape for me
I don't puff blacks
Nor smoke weed
Watching TLC
'Till I found out the nigga with the biggest dick
Looks like somebody from the cast of Glee
Huh? (Haha!)
I'm foolish, I'm atheist, I'm crazy
I'm completely racist, I hate you, bitch
You gotta understand, in order to be a man
You need a man, and I just never had the chance
Wasn't really rich, but not poor
Just somewhere in the middle, classify me as ignored
What the fuck is a food stamp, you never had a crouton?
Mommy won't face me, niggas trying to shake me
Paris Hilton hates me
And only Jesus can save me, right? (Right?)
You believe me, right? (Yeah?)
Hands up if you live your life wrong
And you let the song finish to get a play in your iPod
In my head, yo, I'm cooler than a bitch
But in reality, you ain't shit
I ain't shit, we're all fools
Just a couple of things I learned in Sabbath School (Shit)
